Bar Prep Bargaining

Rochelle: Hi handsome!

JD: You haven’t said hello to me since law school orientation, and I’ve gained 50 lbs since then; what’s with the changeup?

Rochelle: You just look so dashing today!

JD: Are you endeavoring to sell me cocaine again?

Rochelle: BarBri!

JD: I don’t need that.

Rochelle: What good is a law school diploma if you never get licensed?

JD: With my grades, I probably won’t even be here next term.

Rochelle: We’re only offering the special early bird super ultra mega discount deal through 5 pm this Friday; locking in will save a ton if you actually do become a 3L!

JD: Well, how much is it?

Rochelle: Only because you’re such a nice guy, I’ll drop the down payment to $100, and knock $1,000 off the total price!

JD: It can’t be that cheap if you’re waiving a grand; what’s the total price?

Rochelle: What if I also throw in a blowjob?

JD: Spit, facial, or swallow?

Rochelle: I’ll let you decide!

JD: Who’s the Kaplan rep?

Rochelle: He bites it!

JD: So again, what’s the cost?

Rochelle: Sign the contract and give me the down payment right now, and I’ll even bring Mrs. Sloane, the sexy assistant dean!

JD: Who cares if I graduate? Just hand me a pen!